This is another of those work e-mails I thought you all might like to enjoy.
Subject: Trunk Mystery
A visitor just informed me that there is a Honda Accord with the license place 195 XXX in our lot with an open trunk. Perhaps the spirits of All Soul’s Day are playing a trick on various latching mechanisms? Or possibly goblinoids have stowed away and escaped under cover of bright day light? Is it a job for CSI:Denver, or the Ghostbusters? Who can you call?
Best wishes for a secure trunk, with no missing items…